It was a couple of weeks ago and it was a beautiful day on the common. The Ranger of the Year was working and he was riding Fred. Fred is an alpha horse. Other horses, herd horses, will whinny to each other if they can hear another horse in the distance. They want to be … A Curious Horse
Hey.Crappy Valentine’s Day ! Did you have a Crappy Valentines’ Day ? Hmmm ?I received no cards, no calls. My friend’s Mother gave me a pound of premium foil wrapped chocolate hearts, yesterday. I need a pound of premium chocolate like I need a peanut butter jar full of heroin and bet on the fifth … It’s Worse Than I Thought
Shortly before Christmas, I recieved a notice about reporting for jury duty. I didn’t read the whole thing through and about 3 weeks ago,I got a notice reminding me to report for jury duty. I was supposed to fill out the original notice and mail it back. Postage was on the return postcard. I forgot … Jury Duty
I attended a function , related to my job , after work. Which means I had to take a later bus. It was actually a nice evening , so my co-worker and I walked all the way from the North End to Park Street station. On a map , it looks like a long way … The Commute Home
I am a woman of a certain age. I have musician friends.I have dated musicians. My former roommate of many years, was a musician and worked at Berklee. I have attended events at Berklee. I have even performed on campus once or twice in my career. However, I had never been to any of their … Berklee Rehearsal Rooms
Ow !Ow,ow,ow!Fuck!Owwwwwwww!I ‘m tired of this crap!!!!!!Ow!
I had tried to post during the major network overhaul the other day. Consequently , my finely chiseled phrases and elegenat paragraphs are now lost to the ether. Because, basically, I can’t read the instructions . SO, forethwith. .. . . Last week , on a gray drizzley day, 2 guys come into the booth. … More Tales from the Booth
Well. let’s see. . over the last 72 hours I have done 3 loads of laundry and read one magazine. I am unable to train my attention on anything for vey long. I shoveled the sidewalk and the drive way yesterday, I was late for work, I called to say I would be late and … Another Day
I am unambitious and I doubt my relevance to the world. I have no inspiration. I am getting fat and I feel ugly. My hair looks like a bad mullet. I spend a lot of money on my hair-NOT to have it look this crappy. I have had the day off and was unable to … Unambitious
Tonight, my friend Jen got tickets to see Jerry Lewis speak at BU in support of his new book “Me & Dean-A Love Story”. I wanted to go to hear him because he is a living legend. I regret I never got to see Alan King while he was alive. I didn’t have any expectations, … Jerry Lewis