I am unambitious and I doubt my relevance to the world. I have no inspiration. I am getting fat and I feel ugly. My hair looks like a bad mullet. I spend a lot of money on my hair-NOT to have it look this crappy. I have had the day off and was unable to do more than read magazines. I have not read any real books. I have not watched any videos or DVDS, of which I have many -still unwatched. I have been unable/unwilling to make any phone calls. Though I go to work almost every day , I feel like I have withdrawn from the world.
I am a slug.
That is all.
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At least you wrote something. That’s something.
I know the whole slug feeling, but I hope there’s a soupcon of drama in your description.
RE: I am unambitious and I doubt my relevance to the world.
— I think you are terrific.
RE: I have no inspiration.
— Turn on PBS and watch a Bob Ross Joy of Painting episode. He inpires as well as entertains.
RE: I am getting fat and I feel ugly.
— You are neither fat nor ugly and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
RE: My hair looks like a bad mullet.
— I have a picture of me from 1990 that you MUST see. It’s mulle-triffic! I’m a little shaggy myself of late, perhaps a trip to the salon?
RE: I spend a lot of money on my hair-NOT to have it look this crappy.
— AH! Then I shall let you borrow my beard trimmer for a cheap, yet satisfying and stylish cut.
RE: I have had the day off and was unable to do more than read magazines.
— Some of us losers had to work today and would rather have spent it reading even a sulty rag such as Penthouse of Ebony.
RE: I have not read any real books.
— May I suggest the David Lee Roth autobiography? Educates as well as entertains.
RE: I have not watched any videos or DVDS, of which I have many -still unwatched.
— Please watch The Big Lebowski (1999) when you get off the computer.
RE: I have been unable/unwilling to make any phone calls.
— My line is open to listeners world-wide.
RE: Though I go to work almost every day , I feel like I have withdrawn from the world.
— You, my dear, have not withdrawn! Repent such thoughts and get out on the town tonight! Having to work makes fun more fun.
RE: I am a slug.
— Well, that much is true.
Just kidding Dot – you had me at hello.
Cheer up! See you @ town or above one of the two famous ice rinks in Tewksbury. Your pal, KRIS